(from the archive, October 2007)
I've said it before, but let me write it again differently. Germany would be the best place on earth to live... if you're GAY. But for me, I stick to my guns - right now I'd rather have a beer and a kebab than a german girl.
I think I'll start a list of words that I don't think I could ever by default associate with german women:
Warm, interesting, sexy, abstract-minded, compassionate, uncomplicated, laid-back, funny (but you know, REAL funny, not German funny).
I'm now basically describing my dream girl above. You can ask me why I'm so cheery at the moment if you're that interested.
Anyway, I think I'll get more warmth this winter by curling up to a pretty lump of glowing coal that I've taken out of my stove, then I would by wasting my breath making boring conversation with a german girl, though that is what they seem to like. Great.
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